Rules for getting a tattoo:

Don't settle on a tattoo, get talked into a tattoo, get one because there's nothing else to do or because everybody else has one. It'll be on YOUR BODY for the rest of YOUR LIFE, and while you may value your friend/spouse/fling of the week's opinion, they won't be wearing it, you will. Get the tattoo YOU want and be happy.

18 to 80, BLIND, CRIPPLE, CRAZY: No I.D. ~ No tattoo

VALID GOVERNMENT ISSUED IDENTIFICATION CARD, DRIVER LICENSE, MILITARY I.D. OR PASSPORT ONLY.

NO TATTOOS ON ANYONE UNDER 18. 

DON'T COME SEE ME FOR A TATTOO WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK OR HIGH .

I WON'T TATTOO SOMEONE WHO IS PREGNANT OR BREAST FEEDING OR WHO THINKS SHE MAY BE PREGNANT. 

PLEASE DON'T BRING YOUR KIDS. 

I'm a tattooist, not a babysitter. Besides, what if your kid runs up to somebody else who's getting a tattoo, touches the open skin, gets blood on his hand and then sticks his hand in his mouth? Or what if your kid bumps into me while I'm tattooing you? Not to mention that I'm rated NC17 and I can't be edited.

NO SMOKING OR DIPPING IN THE SHOP. IF YOU'RE DIPPING, YOU'RE SPITTING, AND THAT AIN'T SANITARY!

IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS, PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR AND THE ARTIST BEFORE GETTING A TATTOO.

HEALTH ISSUES SUCH AS HEPATITIS, HEMOPHILIA, AIDS/HIV, EPILEPSY, TUBERCULOSIS, DIABETES, MENTAL ILLNESS, HEART CONDITION, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, ETC.

SKIN CONDITIONS SUCH AS PSORIASIS, MOLES, RASHES, SCARS, TENDENCY TO KELOID, ACNE, SENSITIVE SKIN, SEVERE DRY SKIN, INGROWN HAIRS, ECZEMA, ETC. 

ALLERGIES SUCH AS TO COSMETICS, SOAPS, LATEX, RUBBING ALCOHOL, PETROLEUM, BANANAS/KIWI FRUIT, ETC.

IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING I WILL NOT TATTOO YOU UNTIL THE CONDITION HAS PASSED.

PNEUMONIA, INFLUENZA (FLU), MONONUCLEOSIS, STAPH INFECTION, OR ANY OTHER CONTAGIOUS ILLNESS THAT CAN BE RECOVERED FROM,  OR IF YOU ARE PREGNANT OR BREAST FEEDING.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, CONTACT: red@redstattoos.com